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Full Throttle Nature Is One Bad Mother

Energy Drink Review of: Full Throttle Nature Is One Bad Mother.  Really, Coca-Cola? Did anyone try this one before it made it out the door and into production?

Modest caffeine content in this drink.

If we gave negative numbers on our ratings scale, this would rank way below zero. It tastes like a bitter root mixture of chocolate licorice and fake blueberries. Must be the ACAI ingredient? Absolutely disgusting.

This is the worst drink I have ever tasted in my entire life.

Rating: ☆☆☆☆☆

User Rating: 1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (6 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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Full Throttle Nature Is One Bad Mother
Nutrition Facts:
Serving Size: 8 fl. oz (240 ml)
Servings Per Container: 2
Amount Per Serving:
Calories: 120
Total Fat: 0g
Sodium: 20mg
Total Carbohydrate: 29g
Sugars: 27g
Protein: 0g
Vitamin E: 10%
Niacin: 20%
Vitamin B6: 20%
Vitamin B12: 10%
CARBONATED WATER, APPLE AND PEAR JUICES FROM CONCENTRATE, SUCROSE, BLUEBERRY JUICE FROM CONCENTRATE, CITRIC ACID, NATURAL FLAVORS, ACAI EXTRACT, GINSENG EXTRACT, CAFFEINE, NIACINAMIDE (VITAMIN B3), ALPHA TOCOPHERYL ACETATE (VITAMIN E), PYRIDOXINE HYDROCHLORIDE (VITAMIN B6), GUARANA EXTRACT, CYANOCOBALAMIN (VITAMIN B12).

Website: http://www.fullthrottleenergy.com/


Lightning Bolt Energy Drink Review

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Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt Energy Drink Review – I’m lumping together these two drinks together, just to see what Steven Seagal is going to do about it.

If these drinks actually packed any power, I didn’t notice. Sorry – but I didn’t, so it must have been minimal at best. I don’t think it’s relevant, because if you read on, you have no reason to purchase this drink.

They both have unique flavors – Asian Experience is a nasty tea flavor (what a catchy name!) and Cherry Charge (even better! Pow! Bam!) is Cough Syrup-flavored.

If you’re not a Steven Seagal fan, then don’t bother.

If you are a Steven Seagal fan (and really, who isn’t?) then – still – don’t bother.

Even if you see these on sale for $1, like I did, walk away. The cordyceps and goji berry sound intriguing, I know, but you should just wait in line, as you know I am, for the Chuck Norris drink.

Rating: ★☆☆☆☆

Your Rating: 1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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Nutrition Facts:
STEVEN SEAGAL’S LIGHTNING BOLT ASIAN EXPERIENCE
Nutrition Facts:
Serving size: 8 fl oz (240 mL)
Servings per Container: 2
Amount Per Serving:
Calories: 120
Total Fat:  0g
Sodium: 0mg
Total Carbohydrate: 30g
Sugars: 29g
Protein: 0g
Vitamin B3: 100%
Vitamin B5: 100%
Vitamin B12: 100%
Pantothenic Acid: 100%
CARBONATED WATER, EVAPORATED ORGANIC CANE JUICE, HERBAL TONIC BLEND (NATURAL CAFFEINE, GUARANA EXTRACT, GREEN TEA EXTRACT, GOJI BERRY EXTRACT, CORDYCEPS, YERBA MATE, AMERICAN GINSENG, GINKGO BILOBA), CITRIC ACID, NATURAL FLAVORS, NATURAL COLOR, NIACIN, PANTOTHENIC ACID, HCL, AND CYANOCOBALAMIN.


STEVEN SEAGAL’S LIGHTNING BOLT CHERRY CHARGE
Nutrition Facts:
Serving size: 8 fl oz (240 mL)
Servings per Container: 2
Amount Per Serving:
Calories: 120
Total Fat:  0g
Sodium: 0mg
Total Carbohydrate: 30g
Sugars: 29g
Protein: 0g
Vitamin B3: 100%
Vitamin B5: 100%
Vitamin B12: 100%
Pantothenic Acid: 100%
CARBONATED WATER, EVAPORATED ORGANIC CANE JUICE, HERBAL TONIC BLEND (NATURAL CAFFEINE, GUARANA EXTRACT, GREEN TEA EXTRACT, GOJI BERRY EXTRACT, CORDYCEPS, YERBA MATE, AMERICAN GINSENG, GINKGO BILOBA), CITRIC ACID, NATURAL FLAVORS, NATURAL COLOR, NIACIN, PANTOTHENIC ACID, HCL, AND CYANOCOBALAMIN.

Website: http://www.lightningdrink.com/

Hype Energy Drink Review

Hype Energy Drink Review: How’d they score the hype.com domain is a good question. How’d they score on our EDB rating? is a better question. Short answer: this is good stuff.

Hype’s small can doesn’t pack in the power; if you’re looking for a stay-up-all-night-playing-Halo kick, this wouldn’t do. Hype works well as a daily boost – easy to drink, no crash after the energy wears off.

This drink easily won fans on the BoostAdvisor team – 4 out of 5 people really enjoyed the flavor. Its berry flavor is a refreshing change from the more common citrus taste.

Some of their marketing is lame, but they’re obviously working on it. The cans originally said “Live Life. Love Life. Love Hype.” We all agreed that this was as weak as it gets.

They removed this, but we think the smaller print could go too – “You’re ready and feeling good! All you need is an extra boost. You need a Hype!”

We thought “Believe the Hype” would be a better slogan. (ed. note – a few months after originally posting this review on the old site, Hype changed their slogan to “Believe the Hype”. We applaud them for paying attention to their fans!)

If the berry flavor doesn’t appeal to you, move on, but at least give it a try. It’s “lightly carbonated” – which really makes it easy to consume on the run. So – delicious, refreshing, and a good kick for a small can. That’s right. Believe the Hype.

Rating: ★★★★½

Your Rating: 1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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Hype Energy – Nutrition Facts:
Serving Size: 8.4 fl oz
Servings Per Container: 1
Amount Per Serving:
Calories: 120
Total Fat: 0g
Potassium: 110mg
Total Carbohydrate: 29g
Sugars: 27g
Protein: 1g
Vitamin C: 26%
Vitamin E: 65%
Thiamin B1: 36%
Riboflavin B2: 30%
Niacin B3: 25%
Vitamin B6: 35%
Folate B9: 25%
Vitamin B12: 7%
Biotin B8: 13%
Pantothenic Acid: 31%
CARBONATED WATER, SUGAR AND/OR HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CITRIC ACID, NATURAL FLAVOURINGS, TAURINE, GINSENG AND GUARANA EXTRACTS, CRANBERRY AND ELDERBERRY JUICE (1%), POTASSIUM CITRATE, CAFFEINE. ASCORBIC ACID (VIT. C), NICOTINAMIDE (VIT. B3), CALCIUM PANTOTHENATE (VIT. B5), VITAMIN E ACETATE, PYRIDOXINE HYDROCHLORIDE (VITAMIN B6), THIAMIN MONONITRATE (VIT. B1), RIBOFLAVIN (VIT. B2), FOLIC ACID (VIT. B9), VITAMIN B12, BIOTIN (VIT. B8).

Website: http://www.hype.com

Wired X344 Energy Drink

Wired x294 Energy Drink

Rating: ★★★★☆

User Rating: 1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)
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Just do it. The power surge from X344 carries you for 12 hours. We’ve yet to try another energy drink that can compare.

The “X344″ refers to the 344 mg of caffeine that this drink packs. A helpful guide right on the can contrasts the power ingredients to those in Red Bull, Monster, and Rockstar, so you can be sure you’re getting the biggest bang for your buck. They also give a warning – “Do not consume more than two servings per sitting” – and there are two servings per can.

The flavor takes some getting used to, but it’s worth it. The more you drink it, the easier it goes down.

We would rate the taste at only 1.5 of 5 stars – but really, are you drinking for the taste?

WIRED x294 – Nutrition Facts:
Serving Size: 8 fl. oz (240 ml)
Servings Per Container: 2
Amount Per Serving:
Calories: 110
Total Fat: 0g
Sodium: 20mg
Total Carbohydrate: 26g
Sugars: 25g
Protein: 2g
Niacin: 100%
Vitamin B6: 250%
Vitamin B12: 80%
Pantothenic Acid: 50%
CARBONATED WATER, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, DEXTROSE, CITRIC ACID, TAURINE, POTASSIUM CITRATE, NATURAL AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR, CAFFEINE, SODIUM BENZOATE (PRESERVATIVE), CARAMEL COLOR, INOSITOL, POTASSIUM SORBATE (PRESERVATIVE), NIACIN, WHITE TEA EXTRACT, GUARANA (PAULLINIA CUPANA) SEED EXTRACT, CALCIUM PANTOTHENATE, PYRIDOXINE HYDROCHLORIDE, YELLOW #5,CYANOCOBALAMIN.

http://www.wiredenergydrink.com/x344.htm